West Virginia Mountaineers

If you don't know Major Harris, you don't know me.  WVU has a storied past of almost success in college football.  Morgantown figured out that couches burn whether you win or lose, and that the fire department won't come because no one really cares if Morgantown disappears. Always making small town, industrial America think they can compete in a changing world, Country Roads, take me home...

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• Only mascot (except the now retired Beall High Mountaineer) to carry a gun and a jug of moonshine.

• Go to hell Rich Rod...

• Coach most likely to be asked to leave an elementary school premises, just because.

Ohio University

The fightin' Bobcats have 3 footballs, 17 guys, 12 helmets  and a lot of heart. That's it.

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• Needs to put the state name in the logo so the students know where to go

THE ohio state university

What can one say about a school and football team that has faced such difficult trials and tribulations... except that most of them ended with not guilty verdicts.  THE Ohio State University is the big dog in the house, the big kid in the school yard, a proven winner, but because of their success they usually play so late in the Fútbol y Football day that you don't have to watch them beat Norfolk State 73-3.  But without doubt, the OSU- MIchigan rivalry is probably the best in sport. and they deserve a tip of the cap.

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• Turns out, a Buckeye is a cookie.

• Storied history of sucess, yada yada yada

• Coach most likely to be the Resksins Head Coach next year.

Marshall University

If you've ever been to Huntington, West Virginia, then you probably went to Marshall. Matthew McConaughey didn't go there, but plenty of people did, seriously, Billy Crystal, Randy Moss, Chad Pennington, the late, great Senator Byrd, and the guy who voiced Chucky.  The Thundering Herd have been quiet of late, but you never know when the docile buffalo will decide to to charge again. 

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• From the Wikipedia page: "Marshall began playing football in 1895 and has a long tradition as a football school."  That about says it all.

• Coach is, no joke, Doc Holliday, he'll be your huckleberry.

Loyola University of Maryland

Go Hounds.  They don't play football.  Yet...

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• Even if this is not the proper logo it should be.  That's two wolves carrying a caldroun someplace. Where are they going and what is in there?  Beat that, Sloopy.

• The real mascot is a greyhound.  Greyhounds are super fast and better than buckeyes and buffaloes but probably not better than drunken mountaineers or a bobcat.